The Story of Wyatt
Once there was a mighty warrior
Wyatt was a Halfling Hero, and became known as Wide Wyatt for his enormous belly.
He fought many battles, but was slain by a powerful necromancer. The necromancer animated his body as a Wight, so now they knew him as Wide Wyatt Wight.
As he found out he could eat no more, he went completely pale, so the necromancer said: 'You are all White, Wide Wyatt Wight'.
He went insane and crazy, and was known throughout the realms as Wild, White, Wide Wyatt Wight.
As the years went by, he degraded into all sorts of despicable acts, so now people just know him as
Vile, Wild, White, Wide Wyatt Wight.